Lonesome, Stoned and Drunk

by Jeffrey Robert Larson

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1.
Well good morning Head Ache, can I buy you a beer? Buy you a round or two, and Head Ache you don't stay too long Your brother Heart Ache, he's already here Your brother Heart Ache, he ain't ever gone Good morning Head Ache, can I roll you a joint? Give you a drag or two, and Head Ache you don't stay too long Saw her at the bar last night, and boys she was looking good Had her hair just the way I like, it hung loose down over her shoulders Said she came to hear me sing, But she brought along that new man that she's seeing I woke up this morning next to a woman and I didn't know her name So good morning Head Ache, can I buy you a beer? Buy you a round or two, and Head Ache you don't stay long I can't remember the things I did last night Your brother Heart Ache, he ain't ever gone Your brother Heart Ache, he's already here Your brother Heart Ache he ain't ever gone
2.
V8 Ford 02:08
Nothing compares to the that way I feel When I got you beside me and I'm behind the wheel Of my V­8 Ford going up and down the road Me and you go cruising but we got no placed to go When you ride shotgun you look so good Just being near you honey puts me in a better mood But I think they look better when they're bloodshot too You got the prettiest eyes of blue I got grass, I got gas Why don't you get that pretty little ass In the front seat of my truck Pack a bowl and spark it up Let's get high and fall in love I've been your since the first day we met And God Damn you look sexy as you smoke that cigarette I always hate that I have to take you home Say the work we'll keep on driving and we'll keep getting stoned I got grass, I got gas Why don't you get that pretty little ass In the front seat of my truck Pack a bowl and spark it up Let's get high and fall in love
3.
Whiskey 03:40
Her hair was the color of bourbon And she carried that sweet smell on her breath Lord I thought she was perfect Until that day she left We'd spend all our nights drinking Until that bottle went dry Then we made love But I never dreamed that she'd ever say good bye Oh whiskey If you were a woman I'd never be alone Whiskey You just remind me of That bourbon drinking woman alone You haven't always been good to me But you've always been around And whiskey if you were a woman I'd never be alone If she came back I'd forgive her She broke my heart so tenderly She left me a bottle of liquor With a note that said “Darling get drunk on me” Lord I really miss her That woman that knows me so well That night I cried and I drank that whole damn bottle of Power's Gold Label Oh whiskey If you were a woman I'd never be alone Whiskey You just remind me of That bourbon drinking woman alone You haven't always been good to me But you've always been around And whiskey if you were a woman I'd never be alone
4.
Templeton 03:30
I'm the one that picks you up when you fall down I'm the one that picks up the pieces when you fall apart I'm the one that'll do anything for you (You're the one) You're the one that breaks my heart I knew I loved you from the day we met But a one night stand and let's just be friends is all I get But I'll always have a shoulder when he makes your teardrops start I'm the one that loves you and you're the one that breaks my heart I'm the one that picks you up when you fall down I'm the one that picks up the pieces when you fall apart I'm the one that'll do anything for you (You're the one) You're the one that breaks my heart One evening as we drank a bottle of rye You started smiling at me with that twinkle in your eye I thought you had finally been struck by one of Cupid's darts Once again I said I love you and once again you broke my heart I'm the one that picks you up when you fall down I'm the one that picks up the pieces when you fall apart I'm the one that'll do anything for you (You're the one) You're the one that breaks my heart
5.
Life I Want 03:35
The sky is gray and leaves are turning I've got a desire burning There's so many things I haven't seen Everyday I keep relearning Cheap pleasure's not worth pursuing I've lost so many of my memories I know the life I want Is down a million miles of asphalt Someplace where January's warm And like the morning frost My mind will soon be lost And I feel like the calm before the storm The trees are bare and snow is falling I hear that road calling my name It's calling me Like the birds I'll be leaving I hope that you believe in me Chasing my dreams I know the life I want Is down a million miles of asphalt Someplace where January's warm And like the morning frost My mind will soon be lost And I feel like the calm before the storm
6.
Regret 02:57
I'm trying to have a good time so I'm taking pills And drinking at the bar as you and your son walked in To First Avenue so you could see the show I couldn't talk so how could I say hello? And my good idea turned to regret Three Vicodin and the whiskey on my breath I'm fall'n in love But I'm just so God Damn dumb Cause tonight I'm just a fall'n mess I'm down in Council Bluffs so I could see David Allan Coe I take a shot of whiskey during every single song I'm feeling pretty good, but by the end of the night I'm talking shit to two dudes twice my size And my good idea turned to regret When I called a biker a pussy and a cowboy a faggot I'm running my mouth And I'm a bout to be knocked out Cause tonight I'm just a fall'n mess I'm listening to sad songs and I'm drinking gin You come over to my house and we start talking You're headed to a party and you say that I should go I'm so damn drunk I just have to say no And my good idea turned to regret Merle Haggard records and the vomit on my breath I'm fall'n in love But I'm just so God Damn dumb Cause tonight I'm just a fall'n mess
7.
Heart for sale, hardly used It's only been broken once still works like new Do I got any takers? It's perfect for heart breakers Heart for sale, hardly used Heart for sale, heart for sale,I'll give you a good price It broke on me once, I just can't stand it breaking twice Heart for sale, going cheap Heart for sale, yours to keep Heart for sale
8.
Asshole 02:34
Last night when I walked you home we were both stumbling I got to your door and told you how I felt Then you got me stoned, I don't remember what you told me It was something about only being friends Now I don't need anymore of those dear Can't you see I've already got quite a few What I need is keeping steady company With someone smart and pretty and I was hoping that was you I thought we were walking down that road of love But we got to a dead end I'm not trying to be an asshole honey But I don't need anymore friends Now I don't hold any ill will towards you It's just that for you my heart still pines When ever we're spending time together my darling I'm miserable just wishing you were mine So if you ever change your mind dear Don't you hesitate to give me a call I'll be right here just drinking a beer Not doing to much of anything at all I thought we were walking down that road of love But we got to a dead end I'm not trying to be an asshole honey But I don't need anymore friends
9.
Hank 02:15
Today I was listening to my local country station They played fifteen songs that mentioned Hank Williams I listened to that country station all day long I didn't hear one Hank Williams song So where the Hell is all the Hank? He's the King of country music for Christ sake I'm getting fed up, I've had all that I can take Where the Hell is all the Hank? Now Easton Corbin he ain't more country than Hank Williams I think he should be shot for claiming that he is* Today's music is egregious And if you talk to Bochephus I bet he would ask you this So where the Hell is all the Hank? He's the King of country music for Christ sake I'm getting fed up, I've had all that I can take Where the Hell is all the Hank?
10.
Alamo 04:05
The sky is getting brighter, the walls are getting tighter So I guess I'll have to face another day In my sick sad room, that reminds me of you Where I'm slowly going insane I should get out But I can't stand up right now So I lay right here where you left me dear And I cry I'm laying here in our old soft bed And now it's all mine With the booze and those sad old songs until the sunrise And I know life will go on But I still don't know why This bottle is empty, so now it's just like me We're both going to be thrown away But you've found another, so I'll drink another And everything will be just great I should get out But I just can't stand up right now So I lay right here where you left me dear And I cry I'm laying here in our old soft bed And now it's all mine Wiih the booze and those sad old songs until the sunrise And I know life will go on But I still don't know why
11.
One More Sip 02:53
12.
L.S.D. 02:46
You tell me things I like to hear You whisper sweet lies in my ear Then you always leave me sad and blue You know the way I feel It's a game to you so you spin my wheel Just to see what you can get me to do I'd run into a building on fire I'd swim a raging river Just to make sure you were safe from harm Now I'm picking fight with random men I'm lonesome stoned and drunk again All I got is a bloody nose and kicked out of my favorite bar Your wicked ways have left their token My body is weak and broken Women, whiskey and bouncers can be so cruel Lord look at the mess I'm making All the chances I've been taking Honey, I secure all the blame to you I'd run into a building on fire I'd swim a raging river Just to make sure you were safe from harm Now I'm picking fight with random men I'm lonesome stoned and drunk again All I got is a bloody nose and kicked out of my favorite bar I'm lonesome stoned and drunk again

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released November 25, 2015

Whiskey Jeff and the Beer Back Band are:
Jeff Larson - Vocals, acoustic guitar
Ross Fellrath - Electric guitar, lap steel, baritone guitar, backing vocal
Marc Cohen - Bass
Joe Klinglehutz - Drums, backing vocals

Pam Laizure played fiddle and sang backing vocals
Brian Herb sang backing vocals

All songs written by Jeff Larson except “Alamo (I Should Really Move Out Of The Alamo)” written by Jesse Swan Thorson.
All songs arranged by Whiskey Jeff and The Beer Back Band

Recorded in January of 2015 at Mother Of All Music Studios in St. Paul Minnesota
Produced by Brian Herb and Whiskey Jeff and The Beer Back Band
Recorded, Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Brian Herb

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Jeffrey Robert Larson Minneapolis, Minnesota

From "The Legend of Whiskey Jeff" by Craig Drehmel:

Whiskey Jeff all the while has ambition only for his next drink, his next verse and whatever lies beyond the wide open stage door.

Sometimes you don’t know if you should be shedding tears or laughing over lost and found love and loneliness.

At least you know Jeff's been there, armed with a half a handle, a warm beer and yesterday's roach.
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